apparently it works best when you have a higher IQ

so this is probably the most interesting thing to happen to me in a while.
i went to a hypnosis show last night, and volunteered to go on stage, infront of a pretty large audience.
much to my amazement, it actually worked.
being hypnotized kind of feels like you're in a dream, but you're fully aware of what you're doing. it just feels like whatever he tells you to do is real and important.
so i actually thought i was a male contestant on Dancing with the Stars.
and i actually thought i was a sex-expert giving a speech about safe sex.
and i actually thought i was a 5 year old dancing in the end-of-year show infront of my parents, but had terrible motor skills so i kept falling. (i have bruises on my knee to prove that)
and i actually thought i was a backup ballet dancer who kept having to itch my butt whenever the singer said the word "you", but incorporate that into my dance routine so it wouldn't seem obvious.
and i actually thought i was being attacked by a room full of spiders.

yea. it was a loooong, embarassing 2 hours on stage. my friends found it amusing, apparently i was the star of the show. i can remember everything, and to me right now it seems ridiculous, but in the moment i truly believed it was real.

quite an experience. i now believe in the powers of the subconcious, and i now know i wasn't born a dancer.